Get Your Money Habits
Roasted
Enter your financial information and get a hilarious AI-powered roast of your spending habits. No financial advice, just pure entertainment.
Your Financial Audit, AI-Style
Three simple steps to get your money habits roasted
Enter Your Data
Enter your financial information manually through our secure form. Your data stays secure and is never permanently stored.
AI Analysis
Our GPT-4o AI analyzes your spending patterns and creates a personalized roast in the style of financial experts.
Get Roasted
Receive your personalized financial roast with humor and entertainment. Export as PDF to share with friends or keep as a reminder.
Sample Financial Reality Check
Here's what a financial audit roast looks like (don't worry, we'll be gentle... or not)
Your Financial Reality Check
Generated by AI
"Oh honey, let me tell you about this financial disaster I just witnessed. You spent $847 on food delivery last month - that's more than some people's rent! And don't even get me started on those 47 coffee shop transactions."
"Your emergency fund has $23.47 in it, but somehow you found $200 for that 'essential' gaming setup. A financial expert would have an aneurysm looking at this mess."
Remember: This is entertainment, not financial advice!
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Frequently Asked Questions
How is this like a financial audit?
Our AI analyzes your spending patterns and delivers the same no-BS financial reality check that financial experts are famous for, but without the camera and public embarrassment.
What kind of spending habits will it roast?
Everything from food delivery addictions to impulse purchases, credit card debt, and poor budgeting habits - just like financial experts call out in their content.
Is this actual financial advice?
No! This is purely entertainment. Our AI generates humorous roasts about your spending habits for laughs and self-reflection. Always consult with a qualified financial advisor for real financial guidance.
How secure is my financial data?
Very secure! Your financial information is processed securely and never stored permanently on our servers. We only keep high-level summary data and your generated roasts.
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